Saturday, May 3, 2008

Hiccups

H-i-c-c-u-p-s, the spelling of one of the most annoying things that can ever happen to a person. They range from 3 hours to 3 minutes to even 3 seconds. The people who DON'T get them are pretty lucky.

From about the beginning of man kind, the hiccup has completely annoyed the heck out of every possible human. From being the thing that gets you caught when your trying to sneak a cookie, or the thing that gets you killed when your hunting a mammoth(I miss those guys *cry* ), the hiccup is a terrible and infectious disease of death.

Unfortunately, to this date, there are thousands of people daily that encounter the terrifying hiccup. Some even encounter it for 15 years! I read an article about that once.

The hiccup is even more common than death and birth combined, and it is caused by a simple human abnormality. I would have figured that since we've had them for so long, why haven't our bodies evolved enough to get rid of them!

The one thing that will not let you read a book, or the simple fact that will make you drop a ball when playing football. Anyone with the hiccups in public just looks plain stupid. Sure you can ask for a glass of water like i did, or hold your breath, or even eat peanut butter.

But as life goes to stand, i cant rid of this horrifying monster, can you help me?

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5 comments:

Aching B said...

Your blog is really interesting-- and I have no solution to hiccups, sorry. Your posts are well-written, so keep it up! I'll be reading.

Arjun said...

Haha thanks:D But ahh im still hiccupy....if thats a word..

Aching B said...

Wow, that's a long time.

Anonymous said...

Like OMG! This is like totally lame...

Jenn

Sangeeta Sinha said...

Hiccups..... as such, no solution. Drinking water sometimes help, sometimes not. I think we have to be little careful about the food we eat that gives hiccups. Like, if by mistake I eat a bit of chilli, then I have had it. Hiccups may sound silly in public but then, we really can't help it..

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